SELF CARE QUEEN CLEVER CRATE

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CLEVER CRATES - the easiest way to gift snarky magic to your favorite humans. Or yourself. (Treat yo’self, boo.)

It’s all about the self care, boo.

Items included in our Self Care Queen Clever Crate:

  • Essence Scented Nose Ring

  • My 100% Legit Goals List

  • Therapy Notepad Planner

  • Leave Me Alone Socks

  • Imperfect Inspiration Emotions Keychain

  • Pill Popper

  • Breathwork Necklace

  • BS Reducer Noise Cancelling Ear Buds

  • Magnetic Habit Tracker

  • Shower Steamer

All boxes are hand assembled and packaged in our warehouse in Des Moines, Iowa

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CLEVER CRATES - the easiest way to gift snarky magic to your favorite humans. Or yourself. (Treat yo’self, boo.)

It’s all about the self care, boo.

Items included in our Self Care Queen Clever Crate:

  • Essence Scented Nose Ring

  • My 100% Legit Goals List

  • Therapy Notepad Planner

  • Leave Me Alone Socks

  • Imperfect Inspiration Emotions Keychain

  • Pill Popper

  • Breathwork Necklace

  • BS Reducer Noise Cancelling Ear Buds

  • Magnetic Habit Tracker

  • Shower Steamer

All boxes are hand assembled and packaged in our warehouse in Des Moines, Iowa

CLEVER CRATES - the easiest way to gift snarky magic to your favorite humans. Or yourself. (Treat yo’self, boo.)

It’s all about the self care, boo.

Items included in our Self Care Queen Clever Crate:

  • Essence Scented Nose Ring

  • My 100% Legit Goals List

  • Therapy Notepad Planner

  • Leave Me Alone Socks

  • Imperfect Inspiration Emotions Keychain

  • Pill Popper

  • Breathwork Necklace

  • BS Reducer Noise Cancelling Ear Buds

  • Magnetic Habit Tracker

  • Shower Steamer

All boxes are hand assembled and packaged in our warehouse in Des Moines, Iowa

EACH LIKE A MOTHER BOX INCLUDES:

The Sacred Self-Care Oracle: A 55-Card Deck and Guidebook

CAN’T DECIDE HOW TO CHILL? ASK THE UNIVERSE HOW YOU SHOULD RELAX!
Connect with your intuition and deepen your self-care practice with The Sacred Self-Care Oracle & Guidebook by Jill Pyle, CEO & Co-Founder of Goddess Provisions. This 55-card deck features whimsical illustrations by Tatiana Vedenkina that will help you create self-care rituals to nourish you on the deepest levels your soul is calling for, inviting you to ask: What do I need to feel centered and balanced today? How can I connect with my body's intuition? If I only have a short time for me this week, how should I spend it?

Whether you find meaning in the cards alone or consult the in-depth guidebook for mantras, journal prompts, and additional guidance, this powerful healing tool for the modern spiritual seeker gives you permission to put self-care at the top of your to-do list.

DETAILS:

  • 55 cards, each with an inspiring self-care idea

  • 90+ page guidebook

  • Larger format box & cards, box measuring 3.9" x 1.5" x 5.4"

  • Luxe feel and matte finish on deck and cards, with spot gloss treatment on the box

Legally Addictive Surprise Party Cracker Cookies

SPRINKLES FOR SPRING? GROUNDBREAKING.
These are named Cracker Cookies for two reasons:
1) They are made from a cracker to create a "Part Cracker, ALL Cookie!" treat.
2) They are proven to be legitimately addictive. Go ahead, try to eat just one at a time.

DETAILS:
Salty, sweet, chocolatey, and crunchy. Made with a crispy cracker, salted handmade toffee, semi-sweet chocolate and topped with a celebration of sea salt and rainbow sprinkles. Go ahead, it's your party - gorge yourself on these addictive cracker cookies if you want to!

1.34oz bag

Lemon Lavender Under Pressure Hot & Cold Weighted Eye Mask

LAY BACK AND RELAX FOR ONCE!
-Silky soft fabric for sensitive eye area
-Weighted for gentle pressure
-Freeze for cooling comfort
-Microwave for warming relief
-Use for tension, headaches, puffiness, dark circles
-You’ll receive one of 3 styles: blue pebble, cabana stripe, silver loft

Fleece Leaf Cozy Couch Blanket

IT’S TIME TO GET COZY AF!
- Made of super soft fleece, a solid choice for relaxing on the couch or hiding from your kids in bed
- Machine washable in cold water only, on gentle or delicate cycle. Tumble dry on low heat or on air dry setting.
- 59x51”
- 100% Polyester

 

Tie Dye Microfiber Hair Wrap

DRY BABY DRY!
- Made of super absorbent microfiber material, ultra soft and fluffy.
- Can soak up water more than 10 times than its weight making drying faster and more efficient
- Super simple to use! Just put it around your head, twist it and then attach to the button on the other side of the turban.
- Perfect for various hair types or keeping hair out of the way while getting ready
- 26”x10” polyester microfiber towel

 

Doodle Dots Diamond Painting Craft Kit

Need a new hyper fixation but don’t have a creative bone in your body? Try Doodle Dots!

Crafts that require no creativity! Make your own bookmark by sticking the gems to the pre-adhesived bookmark to create a design of your choosing. Or do no design at all for a random, unique look!|

Kit Includes:

  • Curated, palette of mini gems

  • 2” x 4” adhesive canvas bookmark

  • Bookmark Tassel

  • Gem placing tool

  • Gem sorting tray

  • Sticky wax for picking up gems

  • Directions

Week From Hell Hand Rescue Lotion

Your hands aren't the only thing about to crack. It's going to be okay, our grapefruit and brown sugar formula will remind you of the comforts of home. It's the helping hand you so desperately need. After all, soft hands can handle anything.

• Vegan, Cruelty-Free, Gluten-Free
• SLS, Paraben, Phthalate, and Dye-Free
• Moisturizing blend of Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, and Green Tea
• Thick and rich, never greasy

INGREDIENTS: Deionized Water, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Emulsifying Wax, Stearic Acid, Grape Seed Oil, Green Tea, Vitamin E, Pink Grapefruit, Fragrance, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteareth-20, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Glyceryl Stearate, Optiphen, Glycerin, Allantoin

Only Cried a Little Enamel Pin

YOU’RE DOING IT! KINDA!
This enamel pin is the perfect way to show that you're sorta, totally not a baby about this situation! This custom enamel pin is in the shape of a rosette award, the crisp white of the award is offset with a cute white frill round the edges of the awards main circle. This lapel pin is inscribed with the words "ONLY CRIED A LITTLE" Whether you're rewarding yourself for making it through a tough day, or giving someone else a pat on the back for a job well done, this custom enamel pin is sure to put a smile on their face.

- 1” Enamel Pin
- Metal Backing

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